Hot New Star Jenny Bigtits mimics Britney Spears & Vanessa Hudgens-Flashes Breasts and Vagina in Porn Debut

Budding "actress" Jenny Bigtits stopped traffic in Covent gardens today by stripping off to promote her debut movie as a hot new U.K pornstar.

Sadly things didn't quite go to plan as she slipped her bra off Jenny's huge sausage like assets acted as "sleeping policeman" and rolled into the road causing traffic chaos as cars swerved to avoid her massive mammaries.

One motorist described swerving around what he thought were "two rolls of crumpled carpet lying in the road."

Another remarked," I thought a milk float had crashed at first, there was just a tidal wave of gold top with this catamaran sailing on it. I was told later that this was a bra."

Police were called to calm the angry crowds and managed to divert Jenny's medusa-like reptilian stare with mirrors, avoiding an all out 28 days later scene.

They also managed to prevent Jenny from removing her Cirque de Celebrite size panties by hooking them to nearby cranes, before the RSPCA was called to remove Jenny by helicopter with a special hoist used for releasing cows from mud.

Jenny was last seen wobbling away over the rooftops shouting, "a chopper, a great big chopper.. at last!"

Eye-witness carina-eta said with a smile, "I think Jenny will be earning me a few points very shortly, watch it and weep, sister."

Scarlett Johansson Traps Ryan Reynolds!

Scarlett Johansson hovered around Ryan Reynolds until she got him ... Last week she gave him the ultimate gift ... NOT ... one of her wisdom teeth covered in gold. AAAHHH! Isn't that creative?

Now, there's a rumor that says those two are moving in together!

According to In Touch magazine, the couple, who have been deeply in love for the past six months, are working on a newly baught house and are planning to move in together after the decoration work in the house is over.

Unfortunately, there are no photos of Ryan at Scarlett's house, so, i won't be taking this seriously!

I won't believe they're going to do it, until i see photos or something that backs this up!

Wish You Were Here

Schoolism news - My Digital Painting Techniques class for November is now FULL. I will set up a new class for registration as soon as I figure out my schedule. I'm thinking of having it start in January sometime. I'll update you within the next couple of days.

Here's a collaboration piece I did with a talented painter named Peter Chan this summer.

It's the cover art for Creative Engine's next catalog - volume 41.

And yes, it's also in our Dragon Sketches book :)

I hope you like it!

Drawing by Bobby Chiu
Painting by Peter Chan
Title: Wish you were here


Here's some more lovely links
Shane Prigmore
Dice Tsutsumi
Early Bird Painters
Noah Klocek
Mike Dutton
Jennifer Chang
Peter Emslie
Scott Caple
Samuel Michlap

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Recruited by Al Quaeda!!

In recent months Al-Qaeda's leaders in Iraq have had their worst fears come to pass, they are running out of people stupid enough to be suicide bombers and have had to resort to recruiting U.S. Congressmen.

However much to the chagrin of recruiters, the U.S. Politicians are not easier to deal with. The new recruits aren't buying the old promise of 70 virgins after they don't care about virginity. So Al Quaeda has is trying to hire some well known actresses to....meet the need.

This is of course not an easy demand to meet in a war zone and finding actresses willing to play the part. "We want our suicide bombers to be happy", said Quafing Bin Lately, the senior media relations officer for Al-Qaeda in Iraq, "But this 'up front' demand is tough for us. American actresses do not like to hold on to their virginity, so we have tried to compromise and find 'almost virgins' or 'virgin like' females. We even rub them in virgin olive oil. Still we have problems with the recruits, they say we cheat them and they no want to blow themselves up any more, OY!!! What a pain in the butt!"

New recruits Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are so far the most difficult to work with since they must be taught to work in teams. "You would think that they would understand the "team" concept, but they no like to work together! @#$$ They sometimes blow up explosives near us. This stinking war is going on too long for me man. Hilton and Lohan I think are trying to kill me. Who would have thought they'd be more patriotic than U.S. Congressmen?"

Spears' sock goes for more than $1,000

A white sock left with tyre marks after Britney Spears accidentally ran over a photographer's foot is going for more than $1,000 (€694) on eBay.

The item was left on the pavement after Spears, 25, drove over the photographer's foot as she left a medical centre in Los Angeles.

Now it is attracting big bucks from memorabilia-obsessed fans.

The cash raised by the TMZ.com photographer will go towards the Children's Defence Fund.

Kim Kardashian Keeps it "Classy" for Playboy

Hollywood socialite Kim Kardashian has been quite vocal about what she hopes viewers will take from her new reality series, Keeping Up with the Kardashians. She has claimed that she wants the public to see how “normal” she and her wealthy family really are, and that she is far from the “party girl” stereotype, saying she doesn't “even drink alcohol.”

Moreover, becoming the cover girl for Playboy's December issue apparently does not indicate that she is a wild child, as she told Us Weekly that “it's not a nude photo-shoot by any stretch.”

“It is not as revealing as some people might want. I keep it classy and covered up,” Kardashian said. “I do bare my whole butt. And a little bit of my chest. But that's it. It was something that I was really nervous about doing at first and this is the first time I am talking about it.”

Kardashian, who celebrated her 27th birthday with a big bash at Les Deux at Los Angeles, said she even consulted her family about her participation in Playboy magazine.

“I consulted the whole family and I decided this is the way I would have wanted it to come out,” the Kardashians star said.

While Kim Kardashian's parents – the late Robert Kardashian and Kris Kardashian, who is now married to Olympic medalist Bruce Jenner – are celebrities in their own right, it was her close relationship with fellow Hollywood socialite Paris Hilton (The Simple Life) that has pushed her into the spotlight. However, the two have not been seen together in more recent times.

“I love Paris. We grew up together, but friends drift apart and we just don't hang out like we used to,” Kardashian explained. “Maybe someday we will again.”

She has, however, remained close friends with NFL quarterback Reggie Bush, though she insists their friendship has not blossomed into anything romantic.

“We're really close friends. He's such an amazing guy! But between me being busy with the new show, and his being in the middle of the football season, it's not like I have time to dedicate myself to a relationship right now anyway,” she told Us Weekly.

Tune in to Keeping Up with the Kardashians every Sunday night on E!.

Dragon Song

Here's another painting from our Dragon Sketches book!

People that know me, know I LOVE music. It's so inspiring sometimes. I was planning on going salsa while I was painting this one. :)

The story is about a dragon that rescues the princess from her horrible prince and the two become the best of friends and live happily ever after....hahahaha...

Title: Dragon Song
Medium: Gouache on recycled sketchbook paper

Scarlett Johansson gives boyfriend a tooth for his birthday

Ryan Reynolds gets an unusual gift

Scarlett Johansson has reportedly given boyfriend Ryan Reynolds her wisdom tooth for his birthday. The Smokin Aces star turned 31 on Tuesday but Scarlett, 22, held an early celebration for him at LA's Chateau Marmont hotel last week. At the dinner, Scarlett presented Ryan with the unusual gift.

'She'd just had her wisdom teeth removed, so she had one dipped in gold and strung on a necklace for him,' a source tells E!.

Generous Scarlett is also said to have paid for hunky Ryan to have a full body massage, but her spokesman has not confirmed the gossip.

'Scarlett was out of town for Ryan's birthday but she gave him a gift this weekend in private,' says the actress's rep. 'There was no one else there.'

Dragon Art Book

Hi all,

Here's one of my dragons from the book! Every new book we make is like counting down the days till Christmas. Can't wait for it to arrive from our printer.

I like this guy. He was pretty fun to draw. It all started from the little sketch I painted in the bottom corner and from that came the pen drawing.

Bobby

Title: Big Mouth
Materials: ball point pen on watercolor paper, (smaller image - india ink wash on recycled sketchbook paper)


Click the image below for more info or preordering

A little taste of Kim's Playboy spread

Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady Show Swimsuit Bodies, Make Out in Miami

So what do you do after you have tossed six touchdowns against the Miami Dolphins? If you are New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady you hit the beach with your Supermodel girlfriend Gisele Bundchen and show off those swimsuit bodies. Gisele looks absolutely stunning as she soaks up the sun as Tom looks on insome of the photos that have been posted online.

Splash news has all the photos here and this short report: "A day after torching the Miami Dolphins’ defense for 354 yards and six touchdowns with no interceptions, New England Patriot quarterback Tom Brady enjoyed an off day with gorgeous girlfriend Gisele Bundchen at the exclusive Setai Hotel."

Next up for Brady and the Pats in their quest to go unbeaten is the Washington Redskins next Sunday. From the way their playing I think the only thing that can stop the Pats is themselves or Gisele turning into Yoko Ono. Cute line. The New York Daily News says that the model and the QB were making out right after the game .

Rush and Molloy report that Brady and Bundchen hit up SkyBar at The Shore Club, where they kissed so much the duo barely came up for air. "It was almost embarrassing to watch," said an onlooker. "She was holding his face, and they kept kissing all night. They ignored everyone. But they wore matching outfits, jeans and white tops, and looked cute together."

Bruce Jenner is the new Michael Jackson!

AKA: Mr. Mom

Age: 58

Family Ties: Father to Brody, Kendall and Kylie, stepfather to the rest

What's His Deal? Olympic gold medalist, motivational speaker, sports commentator and commercial spokesman—that's the easy stuff. Now, he struggles for peace and quiet in the tempest created by Kris and his celebrity stepdaughters Kim, Khloe and Kourtney. What's a conservative Republican to do, when his wife loves to party and his stepdaughter wants to pose for Playboy?

He is SCARY to look at after all that damn plastic surgery! A little botox, ok. Teeth Whitening, good. But Bruce looks like the alien from Men in Black!

Kim's eyebrows SCARE the bejesus out of me!

And the sister is still so much hotter!

Kim's out and about and so is her sister!

For the record, I think the sister is better looking!

Seneca Classes are on for tomorrow! Fifa Street 3 concepts

For those in my Seneca College digital painting class, reading week does not effect us. Class resumes as usual. See you this Tuesday.

EA Games - Fifa Street 3
Last year we did some concepts for EA's Fifa Street 3. It's always interesting to see how the end results look from the initial concepts.
I'll try to find more of these but here's a quick character sketch from that project.


Here's a still from the game. I think the skinny guy in the back is derived from the concept above.

VANESSA HUDGENS SIGNS DEAL WITH ‘GIRLS GONE WILD’

Just days after being fired by Disney, “High School Musical” star Vanessa Hudgens has signed a three-video deal with “Girls Gone Wild.” “Unlike the Walt Disney Company, we will not censor Ms. Hudgens’ artistic freedom to expose her breasts and vagina,” said Joe Francis, the creator of “Girls Gone Wild.”

The news comes just a month after nude photos of Hudgens appeared on the Internet. A source form Disney revealed to OK! Magazine that, as a result of the scandal, the 18-year-old actress will not appear in “High School Musical 3.”

“To be honest, ‘High School Musical’ was never a good fit for me,” said Hudgens. “I’m finally going to have the freedom to get really drunk, go on a tour bus, and show my boobs and my privates. That’s the reason I became an actress.”

“I think Vanessa is a wonderful actress and she will be a great addition to my video series,” said Francis from his jail cell in Nevada where he’s being held on federal tax evasion charges and contempt of court in a civil case. “She’s young and eager to expose herself and that’s quite appealing to our core demographic of horny older men.”

Some, however, are questioning whether Hudgens’ fans will follow her to her newest starring role.

“I’m confident that most fans of ‘High School Musical’ were watching for me and not the story or the songs or what’s-his-name-Efron,” she explained. “I expect that they will follow me wherever I go, especially when I get totally naked.”

Parents who have been trying to shield their children from the nude photo will have a dilemma on their hands when some of the kids start requesting videos of ‘Girls Gone Wild’ starring Hudgens.

“I know my ten year old shouldn’t be watching these videos with naked girls. I know that,” said parent Melissa Gnostow. “But my Aron is such a huge Vanessa fan. Vagina or no vagina, I think I’ll buy the videos for him because if the other kids at school get it and he doesn’t, it will be embarrassing for all of us in our family.”

Animal sketches

Here's a warm up sketch I did recently. Drawn traditionally then splashed on a little color in Photoshop.


Drawn with Black Col-erase on plain white paper.

Eva Mendes was scared to masturbate on screen

Actress Eva Mendes was reportedly so petrified at the idea of watching herself moan on the big screen - she tried to talk her way out of a masturbation scene that opens her new flick ‘We Own The Night.’

Mendes revealed that she did everything she could to make director James Gray’s change his mind about the “uncomfortable scene”, but he was adamant that’s how his movie should start.

“I remember being so scared that morning and really trying to stall, but I just had to do it. Usually you feel that ticking time bomb but that morning it was a couple of hours of me and Joaquin and James just talking,” she said.

Mendes added that she talked herself into an oblivion and did the scene at last.

“I just talked myself into an oblivion and did it. That was the last scene we shot and we had three months of history together, which really helped. The scene is erotic but it comes from a place of love,” she added.

Meanwhile, the actress has revealed that she does her gardening in the nude - she said that she is so comfortable in her own skin, she even weeds her flowerbeds and trims her bushes while she’s completely naked.

Eva said: “I love being naked. I do everything in the nude, even the gardening!

“We’re Cuban, and it’s a hot island. Why not go nude?”

Schoolism's Jason Seiler wins 3 CGChoice awards in a month!

Recently I convinced our buddy Jason Seiler to start posting his work on CGTalk.com.

We'd like to congratulate him on winning 3 CGChoice awards in one month! Way to go Jason!

3 CGChoice awards in a month is virtually unheard of. I couldn't be prouder to have him teaching on Schoolism.

For those interested, his class - The Art of Caricature with Jason Seiler - starts on January 16, 2008. For more info please visit http://www.schoolism.com

Biel embarrassed by bottom-pinching photo

Jessica Biel has been left red-faced after the publication of a photograph showing a girlfriend grabbing her bottom while boyfriend Justin Timberlake's back was turned.

Biel and Timberlake were at the Lambeau Field stadium in Green Bay, Wisconsin on 7 October, an hour before American football team the Green Bay Packers took on the Chicago Bears.

And while pop superstar Timberlake was facing the opposite direction, the couple's female friend copped a feel of Biel's behind - and a picture of the moment has been published in American magazine Star.

An onlooker tells the publication: "It looked like the friend reached over and squeezed Jessica's butt while Justin was looking out at the field.

"Jessica didn't even flinch - but when Justin suddenly turned around, Jessica's friend pulled her hand away."

Hilton's Rwanda trip to be reality TV show

Paris Hilton's forthcoming visit to Rwanda is to be filmed for a new reality TV show.

The socialite's five-day trip next month will form part of The Philanthropist, which will feature celebrities and business moguls undertaking work for charity.

Hilton declared that she wanted to raise awareness of good causes after serving time in jail for driving offences earlier this year.

The visit will be filmed by celebrity charity organisation Playing For Good, which was recently announced as its sponsor.

But Hilton insisted that it is not a publicity stunt, saying she enjoys her reality TV appearances because they "show people what everyday life is like for me".

The 26-year-old has admitted that she is "really scared" about the trip.

Robo Dragons!!

Hi all,

Keeping to the whole dragon theme, here's another preview from our Dragon Sketches book! Thanks for all the nice emails everyone!!

Kei

Click the book for more info or preordering


Title: Robot Dragons
Materials: Gouache on black construction paper

Atkinson soccer ace split due to hookers

Gemma Atkinson has revealed that she split with soccer ace Christiano Ronaldo because he slept with prostitutes.

She added that there was no official end-point to their relationship, but rather that they just drifted apart following his misdemeanors.

Atkinson told The Sun: "I did go out with Cristiano, but it all ended when he was caught sh*gging prostitutes.

"He didn’t dump me but I didn’t dump him - it just sort of ended. And now I’m seeing someone else, who is semi-famous."

The former Hollyoaks actress also explained that she is currently planning to record a pop album in the US and that she has begun working on a new British movie starring Joanna Lumley and Jamie Winstone.

The ex-soap star commented: "I can’t tell you the name of the film because I’m not meant to be discussing it at all."

Dragon Painting WIP

Next Digital Painting class on Schoolism starts Nov.2
Register on SCHOOLISM.com

Here's update on the Dragon Painting work in progress...

This painting is NOT in the Dragon Sketches book but if you like to see more art on the topic of dragons, you can pre-order your copy of Dragon Sketches HERE.

Or click on the little book


So here's the WIP shots of the painting I'm working on right now.
Bobby











Some superb links!
Sam Nielson
Dennis Jones
Ismael Roldan
Tom Richmond
Paul Lasaine

I'm not stupid like Hilton and Lohan, says Reid

Actress Tara Reid will never get into trouble with the authorities because she isn't "stupid" like party girls Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.

The 'American Pie' beauty, 31, insists she is a reformed party girl and is no longer prepared to risk her career, insisting her work comes before her social life.

"I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris or Lindsay seem to is that I'm not stupid, so I'd never do a lot of the things those girls do, and I've always had good friends around me," said Reid.

"They need to straighten up a little bit and make better investments. And they should surround themselves with better people who don't let them get themselves in trouble.

"You'll never read a story about me going out and partying when I'm supposed to be working. Nor would I show up on a set drunk or miss a day's work - never."

Blog Rush

So I was checking out the fabulous Todd Harris' blog and saw this post about BLOGRUSH.

Here's what it's about... in Todd's words (more or less).
Well, here is the jest of it. If you want a lot of people viewing your art, you may want to check it out. It takes like 2 seconds to put on your blog. Here's the details.

BR has become the new thing of the Blogging world!

Why, because…

You can add relevant content to your blog and each time you do so, you get to advertise your blog on someone else’s blog… Cool, especially for artists. We can tailor it so that your site only shows other artists blogs

So what is BR…?

BR is BlogRush.com

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But, there is MASSIVE traffic potential if you get in now and add this to your site and refer people with your link.

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Dragon Sketches available for pre-order!

"DRAGON SKETCHES "
by Bobby Chiu & Kei Acedera

Limited to 1000 copies. Signed & numbered.

PRE-ORDER HERE. Ships November 17.

7”x10” 72 full color pages
Guest Artists - Jose Lopez, Thierry Lafontaine, Louie del Carmen, Jason Seiler, Pascal Campion, Martin Hsu, Andrew Hou, Kris Pearn, Octavio Rodriguez, David Colman, Robin Mitchell, Patrick Morgan and John Nevarez.

FREE SHIPPING WORLDWIDE!

Here's a little sneak peek from the book.
title: The Neighbours by KEI ACEDERA
8x5 inches - ink & gouache on recycled paper

Jessica Simpson Loves Sex Shows

Jessica Simpson spent Friday evening having dinner at surfer stop Bob Morris’ Beach Cafe in Malibu.

The Dukes of Hazzard actress, who has been eying properties recently in NYC, made headlines for her night at a sex show while in the Big Apple.

According to reports, the With You singer insisted on taking her own pictures of “simulated love-making in a silhouette show” at New York nightclub The Box.

A source told the New York Daily News: “Jessica was fascinated by what was happening on stage behind the curtain and got her camera out to take some snaps. She was really enjoying the show.”

Subway Sketching is still on but Kei and I will not be there.

Hi everyone,

Sorry for the short notice but Subway Sketching is still on today but Kei and I will not be there. Our buddy Fez will be organizing things for us this weekend. Thanks Fez!
We'll be at Gerald Zeldin's Art Show. Usually we wouldn't miss out on subway sketching for any reason but it's important to show your respect for the people that have greatly influenced our (Kei and I) lives. Gerry is one of them.

Bobby

Here's some subway sketches!

Paris Hilton sends Pamela Anderson wedding gift

Paris Hilton sent her congratulations to ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon and his new wife Pamela Anderson with a joke gift.

The hotel heiress dated previously dated Salomon in 2003, and they are known for making the sex tape, ‘1 Night in Paris.’

Hilton shocked Anderson by sending her a video camera as a wedding present. The camera came with a note saying ‘Congrats Mrs. Salomon, but be warned…love Paris.’ The hotel heiress was referring to and Salomon’s sex tape.

A source claims Pamela “tried to laugh it off before passing the box to Rick, who told Pammie to ignore it.”

Digital Painting Resources - Imagine FX

One of the more common emails we receive are asking about what good resources are out there for digital painting?

We always tell them the same thing.... ImagineFX.

This is a fantastic digital painting fantasy art magazine out of the UK and has been spreading fast through North America and the rest of the world.

What makes it so good?
- Each issue is full of amazing award winning digital painters and illustrators
- Articles about techniques, tricks, philosophies, opinions and tutorials all about digital painting fantasy art.
- Each magazine comes with DVDs containing many of the raw files from the tutorials and articles as well as sample software and other goodies.
- ...and your buddy Bobby writes for them too :)

I plan on posting about my favorite sections in each issue.

The pic I have up is from the November issue that just came out but I also wanted to mention that the October issue #22 has my buddy Cole Eastburn featured in there. (I've mentioned him in my podcasts a couple of times)

Usually I write for the artist Q&A section so if you have any questions please feel free to leave them in the comments section or you can email them to me.

In November's issue the question was "How do you come up with funny ideas? Is humour in your art something that you can work on?" from Matt Wicks, England.

For more info about ImagineFX click HERE

Pamela Anderson really IS pregnant, claim new sources

Despite denials from the woman herself, In Touch Weekly claims Pamela Anderson IS pregnant after all.

A source told the magazine that Pamela found out the news on Saturday 29th September - the day she and now-husband Rick Salomon applied for a marriage license in Las Vegas. The couple married a week later at the city’s Mirage Hotel.

An inside source told the magazine that the former Playboy model wants to keep the news secret until she is further along after suffering a miscarriage last year - but baby or no baby, she has no doubts about marrying long-time friend Rick: “She’s listening to her heart. Rick adores her and will be the best husband she’s ever had.”

“Pam says that after all these years of looking, the right one was right there beside her the whole time.”